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Part of being a guy comes with many privileges and
anonymities at the same time, one of the quickest instances I could think of is
the girl you want usually doesn't like you and on the other side, the ones you
don't like always seem to throw themselves at you. Come to think of it this way,
that’s just the way it’s supposed to be for the world to keep in balance. Anyway
that's another topic for another day...
Well for today let’s turn our guns on "a
friend" of mine who thought of some creative ways to end a fling he had
with his girl, one of the latter types, yeah... (The underprivileged ones! I
call them so because I think they should've known better before letting such a
looser into their lives...they truly deserved better)
Well here are some of the 7 dumbest REASONS MEN (like
him) GIVE when they WANT a BREAKUP...
1. You
don't even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!
2. So
now you’re drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find
him because it's over between us.
3. So Beyoncé’s
"Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my
future kids.
4. I
called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.
5.
"You are always abbreviating your texts; do you want our children to be short?
It's OVER.
6. I
told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over.
7. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? We done here for now & please next time think before you date.
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